Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I actually pay taxes

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I can read

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

What is your secret to glowing skin?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I see through liars

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A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know who the president of Turkey really is

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I can count

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I have a reading level above third grade

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability